When Bungie, makers ofDestiny 2—among other great games—and Nerf, makers of … well, soft projectiles we all know and love, got together to announce they were bringing the Gjallarhorn, one ofDestiny’s most iconic weapons,out of the game and into your hands, I was thrilled. What I didn’t expect was for them to send me one, and for me to fall in love with the thing.
First, let’s back up. I play alot ofDestiny 2. I have something north of 3,200 hours in the game, and strong opinions about the story, the gameplay, and the characters I love. And while I’m by no means at the tier of theDestinyYouTubers I admire, I like to think I can hold my own and take advice from the folks who have experienced the raids and dungeons before I have. But one thing about the game I’ve always loved is the Gjallarhorn.
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An exotic (e.g., rarest-tier) rocket launcher that dominated the originalDestiny back in 2014, Gjallarhorn made waves when it reappeared inDestiny 2 with theBungie 30th Anniversary Pack back at the end of 2021. At the same time, the Bungie team announced they’d partnered with Nerf to bring the Gjallarhorn to life in the form ofa $185 toy rocket launcher. In-game, my Gjallarhorn stays in my inventory, which is saying a lot, since rocket launchers aren’t exactly top-tier weapons inDestiny 2. But read the Destinypedia page for the thing: The in-game lore is incredible and features our good friend Randy, a guardian who should really get his own Destiny-themed comedy series. It’s forged from the armor of fallen guardians who fought in one of the franchise’s most significant battles! You have to love it.
So when Bungie offered to send me the Nerf version, I accepted, expecting it to be a fun little toy that would take up a bit of space on a shelf. What I wasn’t ready for was the 5-foot-tall, beautifully decorated box that the thing came in, and Idefinitely wasn’t prepared for the 4-foot-tall rocket launcher itself, at 1:1 scale, and weighing around 15 pounds.
Everything about the Nerf Gjallarhorn mimics the in-game version. It feels sturdy and heavy and was simple to put together. (Truly, it was four pieces that snapped together in minutes, including the red, glowing, light-up sight that you can turn on and off after you pop two AA batteries into it.) But here’s the problem. A 1:1 scale rocket launcher, on my shoulders, in my New York City apartment, is a recipe for breaking something.
That didn’t stop me from trying it out though: The Nerf Gjallarhorn comes with four “rocket” rounds that can be loaded with three Nerf darts each. Three of the rounds are orange and use larger, fatter darts, and one round is gray and uses thinner, faster darts. All of them work just like the in-game version of the rocket launcher. The loading chamber pops open, and you insert the “rocket,” loaded with darts, into the chamber. Then you push the rocket into place, close the chamber door, and rack the whole top of the rocket launcher back toward your shoulder to ready it to fire. Pop the whole thing on your shoulder, aim, and pull the trigger. A spread of three Nerf darts fires out of the business end and into whatever person, furniture, or other object is in their path.
