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all right Kermit the Frog here I'm so
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straighted [__] deep my wristwatch
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yeah hungry oh my god a ship people and
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I missed it haha I am captain Kermit an
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engine wow this is a bucket Thank You
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bucket
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um we're gonna take sh*ts right here
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this is where we're gonna poop
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speaking of oh man we're going to
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consume this island of all its natural
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resources just like the platters
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ha ha we must call nice laughs our
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distant planet one day I will become
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space Kermit but for now keep sharp in
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one shred deep is one of the best games
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ever you will collect rocks you will
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collect sticks you will chop down trees
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look there's another Rock look under
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there stick another stick look rocks
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that you can't pick up a stick you can't
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pick up and there's too much repertory
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this has been the greatest moment in
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gaming history where I cook a crab for
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15 minutes in real life some poor
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schmuck is watching this right now
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Oh potatoes nothing's dripping
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pick up the ax
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all right look this is the this is the
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poop bucket where where we come to [__]
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in privacy in the moonlight never had a
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you ever had a juice a juice for you so
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amazing it's like the angels are are
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oh no it's him I found him he's amazing
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best day of my life
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Belson all right thanks Willie I have
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made a new best friend his name Wally
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Wally
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holy moly Rolly Rolly Rolly that's
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that's what I will call you huh he won't
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protect the base for right
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Shmi Earl how do you expect to protect a
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base you can't stand up on your own two
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feet
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[__] it you know what you piss me off
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boy yeah we are good go into the poop
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bucket yeah that's right
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just sit there and think about what
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you've done Oh gravity Franck your
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custom panel on my way to another
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frickin Island I guess what I'm gonna
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find
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troit rocks potatoes oh that's a ship oh
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we're gonna come back to it or
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beat beans cocoa Americans one fist how
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do I get on my raft Oh scary
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I got beans I got beans look I've got
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beans yeah look we found something
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equip your knife oh good get away from
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me ah fine coconuts oh they're all easy
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guy sticks these lungs I haven't seen
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this much stiff what since my first date
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with Miss Piggy haha after I broke up
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with that [__] piggy I said that's our
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[__] down here it's just like oh yes
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this is the best day of my life my
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lantern oh it's my green lantern mm-hmm
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that's great oh right back here
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dinner it's my nightly things get really
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scary around here night so it's a matter
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of fix this thing to the wall haha this
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is Kermit's house I'll live the frog
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around potatoes it's not good so gonna
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get a bean so I hide these two I don't I
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am I getting my beans good hiding place
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for beans Sarah knows is in the cellar
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there's what means oh paint
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oh they're open oh he bit me hey baby Oh
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get out here oh good news I'm not that
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hurt just a flesh wound
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Lucas health went back up I didn't even
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do anything I just looked at the beans
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Oh magic beans
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magic beans we have to plant them come
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on let's go come on what's a good spot
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to plate some magic beans around here
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boy grab the poop bucket help me find
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some magic butts we have to find a place
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to plant the magic beans
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let's go perfect magic beans that will
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grow into a stock I will escape this
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place maybe that's because he doesn't
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know about the hidden beans ha ha ha
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nobody knows about those might be a bad
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idea time on the ring I don't care this
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is this is really scary I can't say
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anything I can't even see the Sharks oh
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[__] I don't know which way I'm facing
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now I turned around like an idiot oh
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girl stop it stop it stop bumping me I
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should never run out in the rain no no
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I'm going towards a light this is really
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weird [__] man can't wait till the
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Sun comes up like I see what the hell it
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is to the moon oh hope is lost
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oh hope is lost look I'm just the rain
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it's all hitting me
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Oh God hates me look what the [__]
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ope Miss Piggy where's Pete it was a
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[__] there's a [__] moon where is
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it oh my god that's my base hi but I was
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lost I thought was dead I thought I was
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I hate to say it I thought I was
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straight a deep note to everyone never
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go out on the rift at night when it's
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raining scariest freakin if it's River
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there's a shark pup of your whole time
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holy how'd you get over here Oh My glob
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are there two of you let's take you back
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to your brother
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Oh what is this okay Oh My glob what fun
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is it going here if there's nothing here
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what mark
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potatoes potatoes right now
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Oh Amazon echo sounds like I'm eating
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potatoes
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I make [__] hallway Oh Oh criminy
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Franck you're just trying to find my
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frickin island with my home base
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oh my coconuts oh my God look look oh
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okay look hey no angelfish this is a
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sign
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look at him he's swimming above the
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water don't go away
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you
