2 min read · Dec 26, 2023
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What has the online gig community come to?
Gigs were supposed to sell worthwhile, necessary services. But as the opportunities expanded, so did the quirks of the online community.
And the online content creators got weirder with their ‘Ways to Make Online Money’ suggestions, with the latest being- are you ready for it- selling pictures of their feet!
Because why aspire to be head and shoulders above the rest when you can just be toes ahead?
In a world where influencers make money by just existing, why not turn those ten little piggies into your personal cash cows?
And who might be crazy enough to give you money in exchange for photographs of your quirky appendages at the end of your legs, you may wonder.
The foot-fetish community lurking all over the internet, of course!
They’re enthusiasts of the sole, connoisseurs of the arch, the people for whom a picture of a well-kept foot is the equivalent of a Renaissance masterpiece.
They’re all over the internet, looking for polished pedi-ready foot-ographs worthy of their money.
And let’s not forget, the foot-pic market is incredibly inclusive, celebrating all foot types.
Got bunions? There’s a market for that. Hairy toes? You betcha. Even the oft-neglected little toe can become a star in its own right.
In this toe-tally inclusive industry, every foot has its day.
And the money! Oh, the money. With each click of the camera, you’re not just capturing your feet; you’re printing money (In the words of some random influencer).
Forget brainpower, creativity, or hard work — your path to riches is at the end of your legs. Who knew?
It makes me wanna give up on all my sources of income and focus on the ‘real investment’ so that next time someone says you have nice feet, I wouldn’t just say thanks — but will ask them if they want to subscribe to my premium foot pic service.
I plan to write my next article from a cruise ship after becoming a millionaire selling my feet picture.
